omg these are so cute ask me these

moonuncle:

  1. Do you love this shit?
  2. Are you high right now?
  3. Do you ever get nervous?
  4. I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
  5. You getting money?

(Source: deadbeatuncle, via vanillish)

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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